Little Billy loved to visit at his uncle’s junkyard

Little Billy loved to visit at his uncle’s junkyard.

Even though he ran a junkyard, uncle Stu was a very bright man who loved to teach and answer all of his beloved nephew Billy’s questions. Over one particular summer they restored a classic old car. Each step was a learning experience. When a part was rusted, uncle Stu would explain all about the pro... read more

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