A Man is at a Bullfight. He asks for the waiter..

A Man is at a Bullfight. He asks for the waiter...

A man is at a bullfight. He asks that the waiter come to his table. When the waiter arrives, he points to an elderly man who appears to be very happy with a meal, consisting of two round mounds of meat, marveling over every next bite. He asks the waiter "What is that that the gentleman over ... read more

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[long] A tourist goes to see the bullfight in Spain.

[long] A tourist goes to see the bullfight in Spain.

After the matador disposed of the bull and the fight was over, he started to feel quite peckish. He spied a restaurant with a sign "BULLFIGHT SPECIAL" he was seated, and asked his waiter about the special and if it was an authentic Spanish dish or for tourists, to which the waiter responded, it's am... read more

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[long] A tourist goes to see the bullfight in Spain.

[long] A tourist goes to see the bullfight in Spain.

azing it's very authentic, I guarantee you will love it. The tourist says "what the heck, I'm on vacation" and orders the special. The special come out a platter of beautiful garnish with dual mounds of meat in the middle, and with much fanfare it is served. The tourist eats it and it is the best meal of his life. After leaving a big tip he goes on his way. Years later he has a stop over in Madrid, and does not have time to see a bullfight as it's a quick layover, but he really wants to try the BULLFIGHT SPECIAL again, so he takes a cab to the area in hopes the the restaurant is still there and behold it is! He goes in sits and immediately orders the BULLFIGHT SPECIAL. The waiter looks at him and says "are you sure?" The tourist insists so the waiter calls out, "one special!". When the dish arrives there waiter plops it down in front on the tourist, minimal garnish, two tiny amounts of meat, the tourist shrugs, strange he thinks and proceeds to eat there worst meal in his life. When he is done he calls the waiter over and asks, " what happened? A few years ago the special was the best meal I ever had and now it's the worst!!" The waiter replies "well sometimes the matador wins......... Sometimes the bull wins"

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The Mayor's meal.

The Mayor's meal.

In Spain, there is a tradition after a bullfight to serve the mayor the bull's testicles.

One day after a bullfight, the mayor asks the waiter: Funny, why are they so small today?

The waiter: Today, sir, the bull won.

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A tourist in Spain...

A tourist in Spain...

waiter explains that after a bullfight, the meat is given to various charities, but the testicles of the bull are an incredible delicacy and sold to the finest restaurants. At first he is disgusted, but very curious and not wanting to be rude he takes a bite and is amazed; they're delicious!

A few days later, he decides that it was so good that he returns to the restaurant and orders the same item. "Excellent choice sir!" The waiter exclaims. But when he brings the dish to the man, the portions this time are tiny. "Wait, what?" He asks, clearly upset, "What's this?"

"Well, as you can see," The waiter responds, a little embarrassed, "The bullfighter does not always win."

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A man went to spain to tour around the country.

a man went to spain to tour around the country.

an i have those meatballs instead?

waiter: im sorry seinor but we only serve them once a day

the man told the waiter to save it for him tomorrow, and he come within mins. the next day, the waiter called the man and told him that he had reserved the meatballs for him and told him to come now. the man rushed to the restaurant and saw the waiter. the waiter served him the meatballs without any doughts. but then the man asked.

the man: im sorry to ask but why are the meatballs smaller than the ones from yesterday?

the waiter replied: you see seinor, the meatballers are made with bull testicles...

the man: so?

the waiter: and sometimes seinor, sometimes the bullfighters don’t always win...

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A man's at a restaurant in spain and he sees a waiter delivering two huge, round meatballs to the next table.

A man's at a restaurant in spain and he sees a waiter delivering two huge, round meatballs to the next table.

A man's at a restaurant in spain and he sees a waiter delivering two huge, round meatballs to the next table.

he calls a waiter over and says he wants the same but the waiter says, ah senor, there is only one dish per day, they are the testicles of the bull killed at the bullfight today

the man say, ok can i reserve that for tomorrow then?

next day he's at the restaurant but the waiter brings him over a plate with two tiny objects on it.

what is this, asks the man

ah senor, sometimes ze bull wins

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