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A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. “My life is a mess,” he says. “My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I’m as jittery as a cat.”“Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist?” suggests the collie.“I can’t,” says... read more

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A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend. My life is a mess, he says. My owner is mean, my girlfriend ran away with a schnauzer, and I'm as jittery as a cat.

Why don't you go see a psychiatrist? suggests the collie.

I can't, says the poodle. I'm not allowed on the couch.

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         “Why don’t you go see a psychiatrist,” suggests the collie.

         “I can’t,” says the poodle. “I’m not allowed on the couch.”

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