I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious

I was sorting out my loose change when I dropped a 1p coin and saw it roll into a drain, which everyone around me thought was hilarious.

Laughing at my ex-pence.

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What idiot coined the term ex-fiancé.

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Instead of near-Mrs

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NASA just reported they have lost contact with Voyager 1 after it crashed into something in the dark abyss of space.

NASA just reported they have lost contact with Voyager 1 after it crashed into something in the dark abyss of space.

Apparently they found my ex's heart, which drains all energy.

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My ex posted on facebook about the smallest man she's ever been with.

My ex posted on facebook about the smallest man she's ever been with.

And how she left him there on the spot, I thought it was hilarious, until I realised she was talking about me.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man all board a plane to America....

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scottish man all board a plane to America....

a 50 pence coin out of the airplane as they fly over England. When they fly over Scotland the Scottish man thinks, "well i want more luck than the Englishman". So he throws a 1 pound coin out of the window. As the plane flies over Ireland the Irishman thinks "Well i don't have any money all i have is this grenade from the surplus store" So he throws the grenade out of the window for good luck. Now when they all get home from the trip the Englishman comes home to see his mother crying. "Why are you crying?" He asks his mum. "A 50 pence coin fell out of the sky and killed the cat. The Scottish man comes home to see his father crying. "Dad why are you crying?". "A 1 pound coin fell out the sky and killed the dog". Yet when the Irishman gets home he sees his grandad laughing. "Grandad why are you laughing?" The Irishman asks. "Well ol boyo i farted and teh neighbors blew up".

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An unhappy wife says to her mother "My asshole used to look like a 5 pence coin. Now it's so blown out it looks like a 50p!"

An unhappy wife says to her mother "My asshole used to look like a 5 pence coin. Now it's so blown out it looks like a 50p!".

Her mother told her "Sweetheart, you have an estate in the countryside, a villa in Italy, luxury cars and vacation for months at a time! Do you really want to give all that up for £0.45?"

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He raised a pretty good question, actually.

He raised a pretty good question, actually.

A man and his soon-to-be ex wife were fighting in court over the custody of their young girl. Asked by the judge to present an argument in his favor, the man says: "Well, your Honour, if you slide a coin into a vending machine and a snack comes out, is the snack yours, or the machine's?"

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