Hilarious Job Interview Answer

Hilarious Job Interview Answer.

**Interviewer :** Why did you leave your last job ..? **Guy :** The company shifted the office and didn't tell me where it is....

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A man walks into Google's offices for an interview. The HR person asks: so, how did you find out about our company?

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Computer Hacking Investigator Job Interview.

Computer Hacking Investigator Job Interview.

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of "Computer Hacking Investigator"The boss asked him:So, what makes you suitable for this job?Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.

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Reaching the end of a job interview.

Reaching the end of a job interview.

Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it.

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A man in a job interview.

A man in a job interview.

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Man: "Well, I Excel in Powerpoint"

Interviewer: "Did you just make a Microsoft Office pun?"

Man: "Word."

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I had an interviewer at a company called Transparency, but I didn't get the job.

I had an interviewer at a company called Transparency, but I didn't get the job.

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A large multinational company puts out an application for a secretary.

A golden retriever applies for the job, passes the written test and is scheduled for an interview. At the interview the interviewer asks, "Can you speak any foreign languages?"And the golden retriever says, "Meow."

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