I asked my wife why she married me

I asked my wife why she married me.

She said “Because you are funny.” I said “I thought it was because I was good in bed.” She said “See? You’re hilarious!”

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A man asks his wife why did she get married to him.

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"Because you're very funny."

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"You see? You're hilarious!"

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Will you marry me?.

Will you marry me?.

I guess I don't really get it, but she seemed to find it hilarious.

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Monica said she wasn't voting for Hilary...

Monica said she wasn't voting for Hilary...

because the last Clinton left a bad taste in her mouth

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Told my wife she reminds me of a Russian Doll.

Told my wife she reminds me of a Russian Doll.

She said “because of my beautiful skin?”I said “No, you’re full of yourself.”

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Was on the bus earlier today.

Was on the bus earlier today.

And got caught staring at this beautiful woman whilst breastfeeding a baby.She looked me right in the eye and said “you’re a weirdo!”I asked “why, because I’m staring?”She said “no, because you’re trying to breastfeed a baby!”

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I wanted to tell a depressing, sad joke that was hilarious.

I wanted to tell a depressing, sad joke that was hilarious.

So I phoned up Trump and said "that was hilarious"

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