And it was fucking hilarious!

And it was fucking hilarious!.

I once made a time travel joke.

Last time I traveled abroad airport security made a hilarious joke about my passport.

I mean I had to hand it to them

I was going to post a witty, hilarious and intelligent joke about time traveling.

But you guys didn’t like it

I was once addicted to time travel.

But that's all in the past now

I told a mitosis joke in school once.

I thought it was hilarious, but the class was divided.

Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies.

I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time.

Once upon a time I was accidentally made a priest.

It was a clerical error.