And it was fucking hilarious!.
I once made a time travel joke.
Last time I traveled abroad airport security made a hilarious joke about my passport.
I mean I had to hand it to them
I was going to post a witty, hilarious and intelligent joke about time traveling.
But you guys didn’t like it
I was once addicted to time travel.
But that's all in the past now
I told a mitosis joke in school once.
I thought it was hilarious, but the class was divided.
Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies.
I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time.
Once upon a time I was accidentally made a priest.
It was a clerical error.