My friends and I have a lot of fun riding jet skis That time we had a fatal crash on the coast was especially hilarious

My friends and I have a lot of fun riding jet skis That time we had a fatal crash on the coast was especially hilarious.

We littorally died.

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German Coast Guard.

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