German Coast Guard.
An English ship was approaching the coast when suddenly they started taking on a lot of water. The captain decided to contact the coast guard for help.
**Captain**: Mayday Mayday, This is the English Pearl, we are sinking.
**German Coast Guard**: Sorry, may you please repeat?
**Captain**: This is the English Pearl and we are sinking.
After a few moments of silence...
**German Coast Guard**: What are you sinking about? Read More