Two whales are hanging out

Two whales are hanging out.

While they’re hanging out having a great time they happen to see a fishing boat approachingThe first whale tells the other, “It would be hilarious if you got under the boat, blew air through your blowhole and gave them a good scare”The second whale agrees and makes its way under the ... read more

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Two whales are swimming along in the ocean...

When one whale spots a fishing boat. So he says to the other whale "Hey, that is the boat that harpooned Frank, we should get back at them"The other whale says "Oh yeah? What should we do?""I say we both go under their boat, and blow our blowholes as hard as we can, that will knock o... read more

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Two whales are swimming along in the ocean...

When one whale spots a fishing boat. So he says to the other whale "Hey, that is the boat that harpooned Frank, we should get back at them"

The other whale says "Oh yeah? What should we do?"

"I say we both go under their boat, and blow our blowholes as hard as we can, that will knock over their boat!" And so both whales went under the boat, and with a powerful blast they were able to capsize the boat and send all the sailors into the water.

The first whale then says "Now that they are all in the water, I say we eat them!"

And the second whale replies "Woah, woah, woah. I was all for the blow job but I won't swallow any seamen".

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So two whales are swimming along...

So two whales are swimming along...

... when they spot a whaling ship. The first whale, in shock, says, "Hey! That's that ship that attacked our pod last year. We should sink it. We'll dive deep under the boat and blow bubbles up. The bubbles will capsize the boat and they'll sink!"

The second whale agrees and they begin their attack on the unsuspecting boat. The two whales take enormous breaths and dive deep under the boat. They blow all the air out their blowholes and the bubbles race toward the surface. When the two whales come up they see the boat is capsized and sinking and several sailors are in the water.

"Oh man!" says the first whale. "We got 'em. Look, they're all swimming in the water. Now we can eat them!"

The second whale, taken aback, then says, "Sorry man, I'll help with the blow job, but I won't swallow seamen."

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Two whales are enjoying a nice swim before they see a ship.

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A male whale is with his girlfriend female whale.

The male suggests that they go below a human boat and blow through their blowholes."C'mon, it will be fun!" He said.The girlfriend replyed "Ok, anything for you honey."And so they go below a boat with humans on it and they blow.The boat went flying, and fell on its side.... read more

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with our blowholes, sending all the sailors into the water?"

"Yeah, lets do it!"

So the whales swim up and capsize the boat by blowing water out of their blowholes, flinging all the sailors into the water. They laugh and swim away. The first whale then says to the other whale,

"Hey, wouldn't it be really funny if we swam back there and ate the sailors?!"

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