I need your hilarious minds

I need your hilarious minds.

Help me come up with a funny thing to dress up as for a party that’s themed “be my date on this date”. AKA, dress up as a day of the year or holiday. Fave idea so far is going as a box for boxing day.

I need your hilarious minds.

Help me come up with a funny thing to dress up as for a party that's themed be my date on this date . AKA, dress up as a day of the year or holiday. Fave idea so far is going as a box for boxing day.

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?.

All dressed up, with no place to go.

I wanted to tell a depressing, sad joke that was hilarious.

So I phoned up Trump and said "that was hilarious"

A job interview is like a first date.

You dress up, pretend to be someone else and spend the time wondering if you're going to get screwed.

I recently started dating a girl in admin....

She's just great, she really ticks all the boxes

I came up with a hilarious joke about fermat.

But the margin was too small to contain it