What horror movie would Shakespeare find hilarious?

What horror movie would Shakespeare find hilarious?.

The Thing

Called up the movie theater to find out what the order was for the double feature horror films.

It follows It Follows.

I love how in horror movies the person will ask, "Is anyone there?" As if the killer would say "Oh yeah I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwhich?"

Curiosity killed the...

...white people in horror movies.

I'm working on a script for a horror movie.

It's called *my diary*

Horror movies are like a box of chocolates.

The dark ones always go first

I like horror movies because of the musics.

They all have killer soundtracks