What do you call a Jamaican lizard that always wants to know what’s going on?

What do you call a Jamaican lizard that always wants to know what’s going on?.

A Whataguana(I made this up when I was quite drunk and I thought it was hilarious)

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Ten years ago today I married my best friend.

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Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?.

He had a reptile dysfunction

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Two lizards walk into a bar.

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Last time I traveled abroad airport security made a hilarious joke about my passport.

Last time I traveled abroad airport security made a hilarious joke about my passport.

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I saw a lizard.

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