What do you call a Jamaican lizard that always wants to know what’s going on?

What do you call a Jamaican lizard that always wants to know what’s going on?.

A Whataguana(I made this up when I was quite drunk and I thought it was hilarious)

And it was fucking hilarious!.

I once made a time travel joke.

Ten years ago today I married my best friend.

My girlfriend didn't think it was funny, but Steve and I were drunk and thought it was hilarious at the time.

Why couldn't the lizard be aroused?.

He had a reptile dysfunction

(I just made that up but I'm sure it's been thought of)

Two lizards walk into a bar.

and the bartender says, "We don't get many lizards in here." The first lizard replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised!"

(My brother told this one when we were kids.. I don't know where he got it but think he and a friend made it up. Stupid but it still makes me laugh)

Last time I traveled abroad airport security made a hilarious joke about my passport.

I mean I had to hand it to them

I saw a lizard.

and it became a spotted lizard