Trying to think of a hilarious Good Friday joke..

Trying to think of a hilarious Good Friday joke...

I really want to nail this.

Rumor has it that Jesus got so hammered on Good Friday that he didn’t wake up for 3 days.

Easter Joke... Nailed it.

Some people think the romans were too harsh in their punishment of jesus.

but I think they really nailed it.

I was going to tell a hilarious joke about those automated teller machines.

But I really can't think of one atm...

My friend really sucks at carpentry.

He walked into Home Depot thinking he needed a screw.

The employee was trying to explain that he needed a nail, and how it even worked

Friend: So you're telling me I have to strike this thing repeatedly with a hammer?

Employee: Yes, you hit the nail on the head.

Pennywise should have been killed with a nail gun.

Then those kids would really have nailed it

I was trying to think of a good philosopher pun.

...but I Kant