3 years ago I married my best friend.

3 years ago I married my best friend..

My girlfriend was angry, but me and Dave thought it would be hilarious

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10 years ago today, I married my best friend.

10 years ago today, I married my best friend.

My wife's still really angry about it but me and Dave were drunk and thought it was a great idea

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Ten years ago today I married my best friend.

Ten years ago today I married my best friend.

My girlfriend didn't think it was funny, but Steve and I were drunk and thought it was hilarious at the time.

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Dave and Steve are out back at a party, smoking and talking.

Dave and Steve are out back at a party, smoking and talking.

Dave turns to Steve and starts telling what he thought was a hilarious joke. After he's finished, Dave is confused, as Steve isn't laughing at all. Then he remembers it's an inside joke.

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I'm always frank with my girlfriend.

I'm always frank with my girlfriend.

But Dave to the wife and kids

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Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons.

Three couples marry and stay at the same hotel for their honeymoons.

where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy. The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, "Nurses are known to be hot to trot." The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, "Telephone operators have sexy voices." The third man married a school teacher. Dave ... read more

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After sex I always get out my phone and order my wife a dozen roses.

After sex I always get out my phone and order my wife a dozen roses.

My girlfriend thinks I'm hilarious.

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