My wife has NO sense of humor

My wife has NO sense of humor.

I still thought "hi 'Drowning', I'm Dad!" was hilarious.

My wife said my jokes aren't funny.

I guess I have a dad sense of humor.

Shrapnel related jokes please?.

My dad just took a piece of metal to his chest and it is imbedded in his skin. We have thought of all jokes possible relevant to the situation. He has a good sense of humor. We need more jokes. Please help me reddit!

Actual conversation between an elderly couple...

"Norm, I only married you because of your sense of humor...""Dee, I only married you because of my sense of humor..."

When people lose one sense, other senses usually get enhanced.

That is why individuals with no sense of Humor have increased sense of self-importance and narcissism.

"Hey, I'm walkin' here!".

-Quadriplegic with a sense of humor

My sense of humor is so sophisticated...

...it's not even funny.