My five-year-old, everyone

My five-year-old, everyone.

My insanely witty five-year-old, ladies and gentlemen:nbsp;Step-daughter: "I'm hungry."Me: "Nice to meet you, hungry, I'm dad."Her: "Ahhhhgh could you not say that anymore?"Me: "Aw why not, sweets?"Her: "Because I don't like it when you call me na... read more

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My five-year-old, everyone.

My five-year-old, everyone.

My insanely witty five-year-old, ladies and gentlemen:

Step-daughter: "I'm hungry."

Me: "Nice to meet you, hungry, I'm dad."

Her: "Ahhhhgh could you not say that anymore?"

Me: "Aw why not, sweets?"

Her: "Because I don't like it when you call me names like hungry or thirsty or anything!"

Me: "Alright, I'm not going to say that anymore."

Her: "Nice to meet you, not going to say that anymore."

I had just been out-dad-joked by my five-year-old. It was so unexpected, and was the first time I think I recognized how hilarious she was with her wit. I really miss her (because of a divorce, not a funeral).

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A 4-year-old kid was at school and his teacher told him that his homework was to learn the first four letters of the alphabet.

A 4-year-old kid was at school and his teacher told him that his homework was to learn the first four letters of the alphabet.

her was playing Bat-Man when the kid asked him what’s the third letter of the alphabet so he said “Na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!!!” and the kid went away, happy.

His 2 and 3/4 year old sisters playing with her dolls when he asked her about the fourth letter of the alphabet so she said “On my voom voom car.”

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9 year old told me this today. My favorite exercise is a mix between a crunch and a lunge...

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It's called lunch. Dad, I'm hungry.

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How do they organize a party on Mars?.

They planet. My five year old told me this today.

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Witty Answer from a Four Year Old.

Witty Answer from a Four Year Old.

Mom just informed me that I said this when I was little. The original punch line is "Make a sound like a carrot".

MOM: "How do you catch a rabbit?"

ME: "Have someone throw one at you."

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