A nun walks into a bar

A nun walks into a bar.

She bought everyone drinks all night. She told hilarious jokes and even did a one armed handstand while chugging a beer. She was the best . . . bar nun.

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I bought a girl a drink at the bar.

I bought a girl a drink at the bar.

It hurt to see her give it to her boyfriend.

But it was hilarious to see him drink the roofie.

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A man walked into a bar on the 100th floor of a building, chugged a pint, then jumped out of an open window.

A man walked into a bar on the 100th floor of a building, chugged a pint, then jumped out of an open window.

Ten minutes later, with no injuries, he ran back into the bar, chugged a pint, then jumped out of the same window.When he returned ten minutes later, a man asked him how he survived.“You see, alcohol makes you warmer and heat rises. So if you chug a pint really quickly then concentra... read more

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Two preists were in the showers.

Two preists were in the showers. One of the preist gets out to get spme soap when three nuns walk in. The preist instantly freezes hold a bar of soap in each hand. "what a life like statue" syays one of the nuns and they all start feeling the preist all over. One nun pulls his dick and he drops a bar of soap. " And its a soap despencer as well!" the nun says. the second nun pulls his dick and he drops another bar of soap. the thrid nun pulls his dick and nothin happens. she pulls again this time harder but still nothing happens. she pulls his dick again and again until at last she says "and its a moisturiser!!!"

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The Crusading Nun.

The Crusading Nun.

A guy was in New York on a business trip and decided to head to a local bar for a drink. Standing outside the bar was a nun holding a tin cup.As the man threw a few bucks into her cup the nun launched into a long tirade about the evils of alcohol. She went on and on about how alcohol was tea... read more

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2 men walk into a bar after a long, hard day at work.

2 men walk into a bar after a long, hard day at work.

e second man chugs it down.

The second man died shortly after.

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Two priests are showering.

Two priests are showering.

naked with nowhere to hide, decides to freeze in place. The nuns walk by but of course stop when they see the priest.

“What is this?” asks the first nun.

“Must be a new statue” says the other.

“It’s so lifelike and detailed” marvels the first nun, as she begins to run her fingers along the “statue”.

Suddenly, the enamored nun is hit with an inexplicable urge to pull the “statue’s” third leg.

The priest did all he could to stay frozen, but he couldn’t stop himself from dropping one of the bars of soap.

The second nun says “why’d you do that?”

“I don’t know,” replies the first nun, “but I think this statue might be a soap dispenser.”

“Let me try!” exclaims the second nun.

She too pulls the “statue’s” third leg , and sure enough, the second bar of soap is dropped.

“It IS a soap dispenser!” says the first nun excitedly.

She pulls again, but this time of course no soap appears. She pulls again.

And again.

And again.

The second nun gives it a go.

“Oh look. Hand cream!”

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