Two priests are showering.
naked with nowhere to hide, decides to freeze in place. The nuns walk by but of course stop when they see the priest.
“What is this?” asks the first nun.
“Must be a new statue” says the other.
“It’s so lifelike and detailed” marvels the first nun, as she begins to run her fingers along the “statue”.
Suddenly, the enamored nun is hit with an inexplicable urge to pull the “statue’s” third leg.
The priest did all he could to stay frozen, but he couldn’t stop himself from dropping one of the bars of soap.
The second nun says “why’d you do that?”
“I don’t know,” replies the first nun, “but I think this statue might be a soap dispenser.”
“Let me try!” exclaims the second nun.
She too pulls the “statue’s” third leg , and sure enough, the second bar of soap is dropped.
“It IS a soap dispenser!” says the first nun excitedly.
She pulls again, but this time of course no soap appears. She pulls again.
The second nun gives it a go.
“Oh look. Hand cream!” Read More