What did Jesus say after he resurrected on the third day?

What did Jesus say after he resurrected on the third day?.

“You crossed the wrong guy”I think all the redditors will agree, with this joke, I nailed it

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What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?.

What’s the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?.

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture of Jesus. Happy resurrection day!

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What did Jesus feel before he was nailed to the cross?.

What did Jesus feel before he was nailed to the cross?.

Pins and Needles

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In our times, it seems very unlikely that Jesus would be nailed to a cross.

In our times, it seems very unlikely that Jesus would be nailed to a cross.

He'd rather be screwed.

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Why would Jesus Christ be a great soccer player?.

Why would Jesus Christ be a great soccer player?.

He really knows how to nail a cross...

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What's Jesus's least favorite gun?.

What's Jesus's least favorite gun?.

A nail gunSorry Christians, please don't get that cross with me

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Q: who invented football?

Q: who invented football?

A: Jesus, because he went in for the cross and got nailed by two defenders

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