I wanted to tell a depressing, sad joke that was hilarious

I wanted to tell a depressing, sad joke that was hilarious.

So I phoned up Trump and said "that was hilarious"

Why was the button sad?.

Because it was depressed

I was feeling miserable and depressed today.

So I played some sad songs to turn it all around. now I'm depressed and miserable

A bullet walks into a bar, depressed.

"Why the sad face?" asks the bartender.

"I got fired."

I have beaten depression and anxiety.

Now I'm just nervous and sad all the time

How do you make an insect feel sad?.

With depressant!

Donald trump and Hilary Clinton are in a plane, the plane crashes who survives?.

America.