*GRANDMA IN COURT..* Brilliantly Hilarious:

*GRANDMA IN COURT..* Brilliantly Hilarious:.

Lawyers should never ask grandmas a question if they aren’t prepared for the answer!In a trial, a small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, an elderly grandmother to the stand.He approached her and asked; _"Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"_She responded, _"Why, ye... read more

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