Professional taster

Professional taster.

In a winery in Napa Valley, California, a new wine tester has just died. The president of the company worriedly published the newspaper, looking for a replacement. A mysterious drunk, ragged clothes came to apply for a job. The employer wanted to kick him drunk and go away but still wanted to test ... read more

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At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink. The drunk tried i... read more

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At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire.

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A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.The drunk tried it and said, “It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acc... read more

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THE WINE TASTER.

THE WINE TASTER.

At a winery, the regular taster died and the director started looking for a new one to hire. A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. The director of the winery wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.

The drunk tried it and said, It's a Muscat, three years old, grown on a north slope, matured in steel containers. Low grade, but acceptable.

"That's correct", said the boss.

Another glass...

This is a Cabernet, eight years old, a south-western slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for finest results.

"Correct."

A third glass...

"It's a Pinot Blanc Champagne, high grade and exclusive,'' the drunk said calmly.

The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary, secretly suggesting something.

She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.

The alcoholic tried it. "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if I don't get the job I'll name the father."

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Professional taster.

Professional taster.

him. The employer shook his hand and the waitress brought out a glass of wine. The drunk man took a long drink and said:

\- 3-year-old Muscat red wine, grown in the northern part of Napa Valley, contained in steel drums!

\- Yes! - the owner declared.

He motioned for the waitress to bring another glass of wine. The drunk man lifted his glass, drank it dry, and said:

\- Red wine, Cabernet, 8 years, grown in the southwest of Napa Valley, stored in oak barrels!

Owner of rolling stock. He winked at the implicit secretary. The secretary brought out a cup of urine. The drunk man closed his eyes and drank. After drinking, he whispered:

\- Blond, 26 years old, 3 months pregnant ... And if I don't give me a job, I'll tell the name of the baby's father!

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A winery is looking for a taster and so the vintner puts an ad out in the paper.

A winery is looking for a taster and so the vintner puts an ad out in the paper.

The next day, a man arrives at the office. He has greasy hair and a five o'clock shadow, he's wearing a filthy jacket and torn jeans, he obviously hasn't had a shower since Christ was crucified, and he smells strongly of stale tobacco smoke and cheap beer. The vintner sees the man's obviously a ho... read more

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