Redneck sits next to the silicon valley kid on the overnight train ride

Redneck sits next to the silicon valley kid on the overnight train ride.

Redneck really wants to sleep, but silicone valley kid won't shut up, describing the wonders of technology.\- Nowadays I can find an answer to any question, no matter how hard, you just need to know how to use tech!Redneck really wants to sleep. But the kid keeps showing his gadgets,... read more

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Redneck sits next to the silicon valley kid on the overnight train ride.

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latest phone, smart watch, tablet. And he won't shut up. Finally he goes:

\- Let's play the game, I ask you any question. If you answer it, I pay a buck, if you can't answer, you pay me a buck. And then you ask your question.

Redneck doesn't want to play, he wants to sleep. But the kid keeps going:

\- Ok, how about if you don't know the answer, you pay a buck, but if I don't know the answer, I pay you a hundred?

Seeing there is no other way to sleep, redneck finally agrees.

The kid goes first:

\- What's the distance from the earth to the moon?

Redneck immediately hands over a buck. Then it's his turn:

\- What goes up on 13 legs, but goes down on 7?

The kid pulls out a laptop and starts searching.

Redneck finally falls asleep.

Early morning, the kid shakes up the redneck. He was up all night, red eyes, shaking.

\- Ok, fine, here is your hundred, I couldn't figure out what it is!

Redneck pockets the bill and closes his eyes. The kid shakes him up again.

\- Hey, hey! So wtf is this?!

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