I was riding my motorcycle down a serpentine in Switzerland

I was riding my motorcycle down a serpentine in Switzerland.

When I entered a small forest in the valley a deer showed up in the middle of the road, and in spite of all of my maneuvering I crashed in to it and flew into a ditch going along the road and passed out. When I woke up and climbed up back to the road i saw a beautiful old cabriolet with a hot brunet... read more

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