A man takes a business trip to a small town in a remote valley...NSFW

A man takes a business trip to a small town in a remote valley...NSFW.

and when he checks into the only hotel in the town, he quietly asks the manager:"Y'know, do you have any girls here, for, uh, 'nighttime favours'?""Not really", the manager answers, "we only have Bob." The man is a bit confused, replies "Hm, no thank you" and goes to his room... read more

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