A hobo finds a woman on the ledge of a bridge crossing a deep valley

a hobo finds a woman on the ledge of a bridge crossing a deep valley.

Hobo: "hey, are you going to jump?" Woman: "Yes I am going to jump. I can't go on with life" H: "well, before you do that, don't you want to have sex a last time? like, say, with me?" W: "ha, definitely not. You'll understand that if I'm about to commit suicide, I'm not really in the ... read more

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A hobo finds a woman on the ledge of a bridge crossing a deep valley.

a hobo finds a woman on the ledge of a bridge crossing a deep valley.

mood for sex. Plus, you're ugly and disgusting, so there's no way I will have sex with you"

The hobo sighs, then starts to walk away.

W (shouting at the hobo):"hey! why are you leaving??? aren't you going to try and prevent me from doing this? Tell me that I shouldn't jump?? that suicide isn't a solution? that life is worth living or some shit like that? ANYTHING???"

H: "well, normally I would, but now I gotta hurry so that you're still a bit warm when I reach the foot of the bridge"

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A distressed but attractive woman.

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A passing hobo stops and asks "since you're about to kill yourself anyway, do you mind if we have sex first?"

The woman replies, "Get away from me you sicko"

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Managed to talk a suicidal man down from a window ledge.

By shouting “JUMP!”

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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

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