2 Congressmen, 2 rednecks, and 2 tech guys from Silicon Valley go to North Korea . .

2 Congressmen, 2 rednecks, and 2 tech guys from Silicon Valley go to North Korea . . .

So these 2 Congressmen decided to make a goodwill trip to North Korea. To show the wide range of cultures in the U.S., they took a couple redneck guys from Mississippi and a couple of tech savvy guys from California. After a short tour, they were thrown in prison for not having proper credentials.... read more

2 Congressmen, 2 rednecks, and 2 tech guys from Silicon Valley go to North Korea . . .

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The warden decided to do an experiment and separated them by pairs, putting them each in 10' x 10' bare concrete rooms. He gave each pair two metal balls and told them to do something creative with them.

Two weeks later, he checked on them. To his amazement, the tech guys had made a small gaming system and were having a great time. Not believing what he saw, he checked on the rednecks. They had built a bass boat and wanted to know where the nearest fishing hole was. Next, he checked on the Congressmen. They had broken one of the balls and lost the other one.

So I met this guy from North Korea.

I asked him, "so how was life in North Korea?"

He replied "Can't complain."

What's the difference between EA and North Korea?.

North Korea didn't fuck up as many launches as EA

Did you guys hear about the new death camps in North Korea?.

No you didn't. You haven't heard anything. Long Live the Democratic People's Republic of Korea.

Why is North Korea worse than South Korea?.

They have no Seoul .

If we're being honest, there is really only one country that has to worry about North Koreas nuclear weapons...

That country being North Korea.