My life is like a Nature Valley Granola bar

My life is like a Nature Valley Granola bar.

It keeps crumbling apart

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Why do Nature Valley Granola Bars make good trail food?.

Why do Nature Valley Granola Bars make good trail food?.

Because they go fucking-everywhere! When you eat them.

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If the space between a woman's natural breasts is called "cleavage,"...

If the space between a woman's natural breasts is called "cleavage,"...

Then the space between a woman's fake breasts must be the Silicone Valley?

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Bully: Bitch!

Bully: Bitch!

Me: Bitch is a Dog, Dog's Bark, Bark's on Trees, Trees are apart of nature, Nature's beautiful, Thanks for calling me beautiful!

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Life is like a taco.

Life is like a taco.

It falls apart

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I've lived in apartments my whole life. In fact I'm seeing a therapist...

I've lived in apartments my whole life. In fact I'm seeing a therapist...

I think I have an apartment complex.

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What is cowhide mostly used for?.

What is cowhide mostly used for?.

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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