My life is like a Nature Valley Granola bar.
It keeps crumbling apart
Why do Nature Valley Granola Bars make good trail food?.
Because they go fucking-everywhere! When you eat them.
If the space between a woman's natural breasts is called "cleavage,"...
Then the space between a woman's fake breasts must be the Silicone Valley?
Me: Bitch is a Dog, Dog's Bark, Bark's on Trees, Trees are apart of nature, Nature's beautiful, Thanks for calling me beautiful!
Life is like a taco.
It falls apart
I've lived in apartments my whole life. In fact I'm seeing a therapist...
I think I have an apartment complex.
What is cowhide mostly used for?.
Keeping cows from falling apart.