him. The employer shook his hand and the waitress brought out a glass of wine. The drunk man took a long drink and said:
\- 3-year-old Muscat red wine, grown in the northern part of Napa Valley, contained in steel drums!
\- Yes! - the owner declared.
He motioned for the waitress to bring another glass of wine. The drunk man lifted his glass, drank it dry, and said:
\- Red wine, Cabernet, 8 years, grown in the southwest of Napa Valley, stored in oak barrels!
Owner of rolling stock. He winked at the implicit secretary. The secretary brought out a cup of urine. The drunk man closed his eyes and drank. After drinking, he whispered:
\- Blond, 26 years old, 3 months pregnant ... And if I don't give me a job, I'll tell the name of the baby's father! Read More