Two TV wine tasters trying to out do each other

Two TV wine tasters trying to out do each other.

Food and drink show on TV doing a wine feature with 2 tasters being given a blind tasting. Both hate each other and are desperate to show offThe first taster takes a sip and says "oh this is clearly French, from the Rhone Valley"The second cuts across him to say "Well, obviously, it'... read more

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