A computer that knows everything

a computer that knows everything.

in Silicon Valley, there was an exhibition of a new generation Artificial Intelligence computer, which was supposed to know everything: a man and his son went to the exhibition. "I will hide in the next room," said the man, "and you will ask the computer where am I." So the man hides and t... read more

a computer that knows everything.

he kid asks the computer: "Where is my father?"

The computer replies: "Your father is in Europe. But don't tell this to the moron who is hiding in the next room..."

What do you call a prisoner in for stealing computer parts humorously?.

A silicon

Super computer knows everything!.

They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?"The computer bleeped for a short while, and then came back with "Your father is fishing in Michigan."The skeptical man said triumphantly, "You see? I knew this was... read more

Artificial Intelligence.

An Annapolis computer science major was given an artificial intelligence assignment for one of his classes. He ended up creating a program where you could have a conversation with your computer based on your IQ level. To test his program he entered 80 and had a conversation with his Soap Ope... read more

Have you heard about the curator of the Slavic History exhibit?.

He's forever Russian around, Czeching that everything gets Polished

What do you give a man with an artificial heart? Three weeks.