Two fleas meet in a bar

Two fleas meet in a bar.

-"Hi, how it's going!"-"Not so good. I'm living in a biker's mustache and it's so windy and cold, I hate that place!"-"Oh, that's bad. Here's what you do. Bikers always have girlfriends. Whenever a girl gets close, you jump into her cleavage and go south. Down there you'll find a ni... read more

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Two fleas meet in a bar.

Two fleas meet in a bar.

ce cozy place, a warm valley where the wind never blows because women keep that place inside their clothes."

A few days later the fleas meet again.

-"So, did you move to that place I told you about?"

-"I did, but it was no good. The place was so cozy and nice that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back at the biker's mustache."

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Two Fleas meet on a beach in florida.

Two Fleas meet on a beach in florida.

Two fleas are laying on a beach in floridaThe first flea who is sunning himself looks to the 2nd and asks Flea 1- "why are you shivering so bad ?" Flea 2- "I hitched a ride down here on the mustache of a man who rode a motorcycle and it almost froze me to death"Flea... read more

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Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year, when one flea gets to Miami, he is shivering and shaking. The other flea asked him, “Why are shaking so badly?”

Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every winter in Miami for a vacation. Last year, when one flea gets to Miami, he is shivering and shaking. The other flea asked him, “Why are shaking so badly?”.

The first flea says, “I rode down here from New Jersey in the mustache of a guy on a Harley.”The other flea says, “That’s the worst way to travel. Do what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While there, look for a nice stewardess, crawl up her leg and nestle in where ... read more

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A true story.

A true story.

Two little fleas... They meet at a bar in Florida. They vacation together all the time. One year, the second little flea arrives, and he's freezing, freezing cold. And he says, "Ooh, ooh, I was just zooming down from Jersey in the mustache of some guy on a motorcycle, and I am frozen!" And the first... read more

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You are never too old to learn something new.

You are never too old to learn something new.

Wo Ai Ni

Swedish

Jag Alskar Dig

Lithuanian

As Tave Meliu

Alabama, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Florida, Mississippi , Kentucky, North Carolina, West Virginia, Virginia.

Nice Tits.

Get in the Truck.

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Mad-Dog’s Lady.

Mad-Dog’s Lady.

A rough pack of tough bikers were out for a scoot in the hill country in central Texas. Pulling into Austin, they saw a beautiful girl about to jump off Pennybaker bridge. Mad-Dog, their leader, gave the hand signal to pull up. Mad-dog, a big burly man with skin like leather, a handle bar mustache,... read more

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