A vampire walks into a vampure bar with his face covered in blood

A vampire walks into a vampure bar with his face covered in blood.

His friends start going crazy, asking where he got that much blood from.Knowing they will not let up, thinking his life was at stake, he leads them through valley, into a forest."You see that oak tree over there?" he says."Yep" reply the others."Well I fucking didn't!... read more

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