A vampire walks into a vampure bar with his face covered in blood

A vampire walks into a vampure bar with his face covered in blood.

His friends start going crazy, asking where he got that much blood from.Knowing they will not let up, thinking his life was at stake, he leads them through valley, into a forest."You see that oak tree over there?" he says."Yep" reply the others."Well I fucking didn't!... read more

Three Vampires and a Tavern.

A vampire finds a tavern and wanders inside.He goes up to the barkeep and says, “Gimme a goblet of warm blood”Barkeep says, “What in the hell!?” , And puts a stake in the vampires heart.Later, another Vampire walks in.This one asks, “Give me a tankard of warm blood! Or I’... read more

What was the vampire’s last meal?.

Stake

Why do vampires love the NBA Finals?.

No stakes

A vampire hunter's favorite thing?.

Having a stake out.

How do you kill a vampire baby?.

Stake and shake

Why don't vampires bet on horses?.

They can't handle the stakes.