I plan on opening a sex robot brothel...
It'll be called "The Uncanny Valley"
Did you hear about the robot that looks eerily like Evil Knievel?.
He's doing a motorcycle jump over the uncanny valley.
I'm planning on opening a chicken restaurant that sells average food.
It'll be called OKFC.
I'm planning on opening an art boutique.
I'll sell paintings of jesus smoking weed.
It'll be a high prophet enterprise.
How do you make payment at a robot sex brothel?.
You insert your chip and release your data.
Doctor Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a robot that has to take an exam to become human.
Doctor: Don't worry, it'll pass.
What does the sign say at the brothel when they are not open?.
Beat it, we're closed.