The Bear Hunter

The Bear Hunter.

One day a hunter took his trusty Winchester to the mountains to hunt for bear. He hid behind a rock that overlooked a beautiful valley and waited.Soon a brown bear appeared by the stream which ran through the valley. The hunter aimed and fired and killed the bear dead.Suddenly then t... read more

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He carries his trusty 22-gauge rifle with him. After a while, he spots a very large bear, takes aim, and fires. When the smoke clears, the bear is gone. A moment later, the bear taps the hunter on the shoulder and says, “No one shoots at me and gets away with it. You have two choices: I can rip your... read more

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It's a lot of fun to tell this one if you've been drinking, but it's not easy.

It's a lot of fun to tell this one if you've been drinking, but it's not easy.

hat fish will get that fly and I can get that fish."

But there's this hunter looking at the bear whose looking at the fish whose looking at this fly, thinking "If that fly drops 6 inches the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish and I'll get that bear."

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But there's this mouse whose looking at the hunter whose looking at the bear whose looking at the fish whose looking at the fly, thinking "If that fly drops 6 inches the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish the hunter will get the bear and I'll nab that hunters sandwich."

But there's this cat whose looking at the mouse whose looking at the hunter whose looking at the bear whose looking at the fish whose looking at the fly, thinking "If that fly drops 6 inches the fish will get the fly, the bear will get the fish the hunter will get the bear the mouse will get the sandwich and I'll get that mouse."

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All of a sudden the fly drops six inches.

Fish jumps up, gets the fly.

Bear runs out, gets the fish.

Hunter shoots the bear, runs out to it.

Mouse goes for the sandwich.

And the cat pounces for the mouse, over shoots it's target and lands directly into the stream.

Do you know the moral of the story?

Every time a fly drops six inches a pussy gets wet.

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There was once a fish in the stream who was looking up at a fly...

There was once a fish in the stream who was looking up at a fly...

and have me a nice meal.”

Meanwhile, there is a hunter holding a sandwich and hiding behind a tree and he is looking at the bear who is looking at the fish who is looking at the fly. The hunter thinks, “boy if that fly drops 6 inches and that fish goes up to get it and that bear goes for the fish, I will shoot the bear and have me a nice meal.” Meanwhile, there is a small mouse who has his eyes on the sandwich the hunter is holding. He sees the hunter looking at the bear who is looking at the fish who is looking at the fly. The mouse thinks, “boy if that fly drops 6 inches, and the fish goes up to get and the bear goes for the fish and the hunter shoots the bear, he’ll drop that sandwich and I will go for it and have me a nice meal.”

Meanwhile, there is a cat standing above the mouse and he sees the mouse looking at the hunter who is looking at the bear who is looking at the fish who is looking at the fly. The cat is thinking, “boy if that fly drops 6 inches, and that fish goes up to get it and the bear goes for the fish and hunter shoots the bear and drops his sandwich and the mouse goes for the sandwich I will jump on the mouse and have me a nice meal.”

Then, the fly drops 6 inches and the fish goes up and snaps it, the bear runs into the water and catches the fish, the hunter drops his sandwich and shoots the bear, the mouse runs and takes the sandwich, the cat pounces on the mouse and misses and lands in the water.

The moral of the story: whenever a fly drops 6 inches there’s a pussy getting wet.

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Two bear hunters...

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ry about his friend. Eventually, bear hunter number two goes to find his missing companion. Not far into the woods he finds hunter number one squatted down in the woods, pants down, and fast asleep.

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An hour passes, and the second bear hunter begins to worry about his friend. Eventually, bear hunter number two goes to find his missing companion. Not far into the woods he finds hunter number one squatted down in the woods, pants down, and fast asleep.

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