A man is driving to a big city

A man is driving to a big city.

But he has to go through a desert. His car beaks down on the way and he realizes there is now way for him to fix it. He starts to walk when he sees a snake rise out of a hole. The snake speaks to him. “I see you are tired. I will grant you three wishes. The first is free, but the second come... read more

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A man is driving to a big city, but he has to go through a desert. [Long]

A man is driving to a big city, but he has to go through a desert. [Long].

His car beaks down on the way and he realizes there is no way for him to fix it. He starts to walk when he sees a snake rise out of a hole. The snake speaks to him.“I see you are tired. I will grant you three wishes. The first is free, but the second comes with secrecy and the third with a f... read more

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A man is driving to a big city.

A man is driving to a big city.

s with secrecy and the third with a favor.”

So the man says, “Alright, I wish I was in the city!”

The snake (whose name is Nate) says, “Your wish is granted.”

The man instantly appears in a bustling city crowd. He has a mechanic fix his car, and is driving around when he decides to go back for the second and third wishes.

He finds the snake hole and the snake rises out.

“What are your wishes?”

The man wishes for infinite money and to be the smartest man in the universe.

The snake grants these but then reminds the man that the third wish comes with a favor. The snake says that he is guarding a magic lever, that, if it is pulled, it will destroy the universe. He is going to be succeeded by his son one day, and he wants the man to show his little snake son what he will one day protect.

So the man and the little snake travel for ten years, seeing all of the countries and people, and finally they return. As the man is driving back into the valley, he looses control of his car. Hearing them coming, Nate rises out of his hole, and is instantly killed by the car, which is subsequently put back under control. The man looks to the little snake, whose father, Nate, had just been killed, and says,

“Well, better Nate than lever.”

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When a young boy saw a magic walking snake.

When a young boy saw a magic walking snake.

rst enemy."

The clever boy shits pants. Run after the face, he thought he and other desires. "From half the money, I really wish I could be removed". This snake granted his wishes.

Now, smart boy know what to do. The clever boy said, and said: "I think, by seven times my money! You can do it, that fucking snake you?" This snake said: Yes, you want for granted.

The boy leaves a smile, the snake left.

The End.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?.

Why did the chicken cross the road?.

To get to the hospital. You see, inside was his dear wife, about to give birth to their first child. The Chicken was, of course, rather excited. "I'm about to become a Dad!" he thought to himself, racing down the white, squeaky corridors of the hospital.He burst into the maternity ward's wai... read more

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A man is going fishing one day...

A man is going fishing one day...

After awhile, he runs out of bait. He sees a snake nearby with a frog in its mouth. Knowing that a frog will make good bait, he catches the snake. He removes the frog, and thinks to himself "How do I let the snake go without getting bit?". He ponders for a minute, then, with his free hand, reaches for his bottle of Jack Daniels whiskey. He pops it open and pours some in the snake's mouth. The snake goes limp and the man tosses it away. Later, as he is getting ready to go home, he feels something on his foot. The man looks down to see the snake next to the whiskey, this time with two frogs in its mouth.

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What’s the best way to code the snake game?.

What’s the best way to code the snake game?.

In *python* script

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