An Irishman was sitting at a bar in London

An Irishman was sitting at a bar in London.

...when he heard a guy with an Irish accent and asked if he was from Ireland."Yes" he replied. "Well so am I " said the first patron."What part of Ireland are you from?The second patron replied " I'm from a small Village called Green Valley ""I'll be damned!" "I'm from Green Valley too".... read more

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?” One of them snarled at me, “It’s Wales, dumbo!” So I corrected myself, “Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as far as I remember

Sitting in a Bar.

I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.

So I said, Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?

One of them snarled at me, It's Wales, dumbo!

So I corrected myself, Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?

That's about as far as I remember.

Two fat ladies walk into a bar.

They order drinks, in a thick accent.

"You two ladies from Ireland?" asks the bartender.

Offended, one of them replies "Wales!"

"Oh I'm so sorry," says the bartender, "Are you two whales from Ireland?"

2 Big Old Gals Were Sitting In A Bar.

A man heard them talking and noticed a foreign accent. He asked "are you ladies from Ireland?"

"WALES!!" they both replied

"Oh I'm so sorry!.... Are you two Whales from Ireland???"

I once knew a Vulcan who grew up in London.

He had a Spockney accent.

A nurse at the hospital asked me if I remembered what happened to me the night before.

I told her I was in a bar when two large ladies came in speaking a strange accent.

Making casual conversation I said Cool accent! Are you two ladies from Ireland?

One of them snarled at me It's Wales, dumbo

So I corrected myself Oh right, so are you two whales from Ireland?

That's as far as I remember.