The Christian Horse (long)

The Christian Horse (long).

A man who owned a farm was looking to buy a horse. Wanting to get one for relatively cheap, the man began looking on Craigslist, and soon found a really inexpensive horse only a few miles away from him. When he arrived, he was astonished by the horse. It looked noble and strong, like out of ... read more

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