Two ants met in this woman’s belly button; one decides to go north while the other goes south

Two ants met in this woman’s belly button; one decides to go north while the other goes south.

Seven days later, they returned to the belly button. “I had a great time,” reported the ant who had ventured north. “There were these two big hills, and every day I went skiing, and at night I slept in this nice warm valley.”“I had a hell of a time,” sighed the other ant. “First I had to wal... read more

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Two ants met in this woman’s belly button; one decides to go north while the other goes south.

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k through this thick jungle, then I fell down this huge hole, and by the time I climbed out I was so tired that I fell asleep in this smelly cave. But that wasn’t the worst of it: every night, this giant worm came in and threw up in my face.”

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Our ancestors would be so jealous of modern dryers' lint traps.

Our ancestors would be so jealous of modern dryers' lint traps.

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I'm not a Catholic....

I'm not a Catholic....

.... but I plan to give up picking my belly button for lint.

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What type of belly buttons do cars have?.

What type of belly buttons do cars have?.

Audi's.

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What kind of belly buttons do cars have?.

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