A man strikes up a conversation with another gentleman who is older he tells him its going to be his 50th wedding anniversary this week

A man strikes up a conversation with another gentleman who is older he tells him its going to be his 50th wedding anniversary this week.

the young man replies wow, that's amazing. tell me what's your secret. the older gentleman replies well ill tell you, it all started back when we were on our honeymoon. we were at the grand canyon and going to take a mule ride down into the valley. we saddled up and my wife tried to get on the m... read more

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A man strikes up a conversation with another gentleman who is older he tells him its going to be his 50th wedding anniversary this week.

A man strikes up a conversation with another gentleman who is older he tells him its going to be his 50th wedding anniversary this week.

ule and the mule shook her off she brushed herself off and said **that's one**. She managed to get on and we were on our way when the mule suddenly stopped and knocked her purse to the ground. She leaned in and said **that's two**. We made it down to the river and again the mule abruptly stopped and her belongings tumbled to the floor once again. she pulled a revolver out of her purse and shot the mule right there. I said honey what's wrong with you! you must be an insane person to shoot that poor innocent creature. She put the gun back in her purse looked me in the eye and said.....**that's one**.

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A young woman is at a party where she meets an older gentleman.

A young woman is at a party where she meets an older gentleman.

The two get to talking and eventually the topic of age comes up. The older gentleman says, "Well, I'm 57, but don't tell me how old you are just yet! See, I have this special ability where I can tell when a woman was born by feeling her breasts." Amazed by the bold claim, the young woman dismisse... read more

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An older couple on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

An older couple on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary.

An older couple is sitting down to breakfast on the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary. The wife says "Honey, we were wild and crazy when we were newlyweds. What do you suppose we were doing on the morning after we were married 50 years ago?"

The husband says "We were probably sitting around naked at the breakfast table."

"Why don't we do that now? You know...for old times sake?" says the wife. The husband agrees and they both strip and sit back at the table.

The wife leans over and says "Honey, my nipples are as hot for you now as they were 50 years ago."

The husband says "Of course they are. One's in your oatmeal and the other's in your coffee."

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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary, when...

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary, when...

goes back to our honeymoon. We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule." "We hadn't gone too far when my wife's mule stumbled. My wife quietly said 'That's once.' We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly spoke: 'That's twice.' We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a third time. My wife promptly removed a revolver from her purse, hopped down off the beast, and shot the mule dead." "I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and quietly said, 'Thats once.'"

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Can February March?.

Can February March?.

No, but April May. Joke credited to some nice older gentleman at my work today

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A lonely old farmer...

A lonely old farmer...

and says "That's one!" Finally the mule starts moving. On the way out of town the mule stops for a drink of water at a trough. The farmer, still irritated, says "That's two!" They start moving again and half way home the mule just stops in the middle of the road and won't move. Finally the farmer says "That's three!" And pulls out his rifle and shoots his mule. His new bride starts yelling at him "Why did you shoot are mule!? We needed him for around the farm!!" The farmer looks at her and says "That's one!"

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