A cowboy is riding through a tiny town..

A cowboy is riding through a tiny town...

A cowboy is riding through a tiny town at the beginning of winter and sees a man that is ferociously chopping wood."Why are you doing that", he asks?"Oh we are getting a very cold winter, I am just preparing. ""How do you know that?""Well look over there between those... read more

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A cowboy is riding through a tiny town...

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two mountains, do you see that Indian next to that tree, looking over the valley?"

"Yeah. "

"Every beginning of winter when he does that, we have had a very cold winter."

"Interesting, I think I will go and have a talk with that Indian fellow"

And so the cowboy rides on to the mountains till he finds the indian.

"Mister Indian, how do you know we will have a very cold winter this year?"

"Ah you see that man in the valley, ferociously chopping wood.

Well every time he does that we have had ... "

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A cowboy...

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