Three devotees decide to prove the power of their faith..

Three devotees decide to prove the power of their faith...

...they all decide to jump off a cliff one by one, all the while invoking the name of their chosen deity.The first devotee, a Buddhist, proceeds to stand at the edge of the cliff and begins reciting the mora sutta. At the end of the chant he jumps and calls on Buddha three times: ***"Buddha ... read more

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Muslim, Christian and a Buddhist.

Muslim, Christian and a Buddhist.

A Muslim a Christian and a Buddhist argue about which god is real, so they decide to jump of a cliff and prove the other wrong.

The Christian goes first.

On his way down he says " Jesus Jesus Jesus " and dies on impact

The Buddhist goes second.

On his way down he says " Buddha Buddha Buddha" and floats right before he hits the ground, he is left unscratched.

The Muslim with full confidence jumps after the Buddhist.

On his way down he says "Allah Allah "and then midway screams "BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA "

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A Muslim, Buddhist, and Christian were arguing about their faiths...

A Muslim, Buddhist, and Christian were arguing about their faiths...

The Muslim says that theirs is the true faith. The Buddhist says Nirvana is key, while the Christian of course argues that Jesus is the way.

This went on for hours until finally the Christian says, "let's settle this once and for all. We all jump off a cliff, and whoever's God saves him will we know that theirs is the true faith. " After thinking about it, the other two agreed.

They found a cliff and the Muslim went first. As he jumped, he shouted "Aaaaaaalllllllaaaaaa...." SPLAT!

Both were shocked but not surprised. They said their prayers for the Muslim and continued.

The Buddhist went next and as he jumped he chanted "Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha..." And miraculously, just before hitting the ground, he floated back up to safety.

Giving a smile to the Christian, he gestured to the cliff for his turn.

The Christian was unperturbed. Taking a few minutes to compose himself, he then took his leap of faith:

"Jeeeeeesssssuuuussss.... Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha."

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Three devotees decide to prove the power of their faith...

Three devotees decide to prove the power of their faith...

protect your servant, Buddha protect your servant, BUDDHA PROTECT YOUR SERVANT!"***

Lo and behold, just before he hits the ground he turns into a mighty eagle and swoops away and alights once again on the top of the cliff as a man.

The remaining devotees are amazed and agrees that Buddha is a worthy deity, but that their deities will not be bested.

The second devotee, a Roman Catholic, steps up to the cliff edge and stands quietly for a few moments. He then proceeds to jump and shouts: ***"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL!"***

Halfway down the cliff face, a shaft of light envelops the Catholic and he is borne aloft on the arms of a host of angels and is safely deposited at the top of the cliff.

The other devotees are again amazed and agrees the Lord really is a deity worthy of all praise.

The third devotee, a Muslim, then proceeds to the edge of the cliff; he kneels down and begins his own prayers. He does so for several minutes and then stands up and turns and walks away from the edge.

The Buddhist and the Catholic are confused and immediately question the Muslim's faith in Allah.

The Muslim just smiles and tells them, ***"Allah spoke to me and bade me tell you that you are both very much welcome and that he strongly counsels against such silly acts as jumping off a cliff."***

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A joke I heard from my pastor last sunday.

A joke I heard from my pastor last sunday.

o Buddha I will not be harmed."

So the Buddhist jumps off the cliff and calls to Buddha.

"Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha" he yells.

When he was near the ground his fall started to slow down until eventually he levitated.

The Muslim, unimpressed by the Buddhist said that Allah can grant him the power of flight. So he jumped off.

As he falls he calls for Allah.

"Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar."

As he nears the ground his calls became desperate.

"Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!"

The ground broke his fall.

The Buddhist, while still levitating, nods to the Christian to tell him it's his turn.

Surely the Lord will save me from any harm he says to himself. So he jumps off the cliff and prays to god.

"Lord Jesus Lord God Holy Spirit save me save me" he said as he was falling.

Midway to the ground he calls for the blessed mary and the saints for help.

"Saint Paul, Saint Peter, Mary please save me please save me."

As he was getting dangerously close to the ground he said;

"Oh lord jesus, god, hol- BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA."

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A Buddhist, a Muslim, and a Christian all jump off from the top of a 100-floor building to prove their faith can save them.

A Buddhist, a Muslim, and a Christian all jump off from the top of a 100-floor building to prove their faith can save them.

The Buddhist jumps first. As he's falling, he chants "Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha, Buddha." Sure enough, about halfway into falling down, he magically starts slowing down and he gently lands on the sidewalk. "Thank you, Buddha." he says with tears.T... read more

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Three elephants jump off a cliff, two land on the beach, one in the ocean...

Three elephants jump off a cliff, two land on the beach, one in the ocean...

ba-dum tshh

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