A joke I heard from my pastor last sunday.
o Buddha I will not be harmed."
So the Buddhist jumps off the cliff and calls to Buddha.
"Buddha Buddha Buddha Buddha" he yells.
When he was near the ground his fall started to slow down until eventually he levitated.
The Muslim, unimpressed by the Buddhist said that Allah can grant him the power of flight. So he jumped off.
As he falls he calls for Allah.
"Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar Allahu Akbar."
As he nears the ground his calls became desperate.
"Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!"
The ground broke his fall.
The Buddhist, while still levitating, nods to the Christian to tell him it's his turn.
Surely the Lord will save me from any harm he says to himself. So he jumps off the cliff and prays to god.
"Lord Jesus Lord God Holy Spirit save me save me" he said as he was falling.
Midway to the ground he calls for the blessed mary and the saints for help.
"Saint Paul, Saint Peter, Mary please save me please save me."
As he was getting dangerously close to the ground he said;
"Oh lord jesus, god, hol- BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA BUDDHA." Read More