Did you hear about the robot that looks eerily like Evil Knievel?

Did you hear about the robot that looks eerily like Evil Knievel?.

He's doing a motorcycle jump over the uncanny valley.

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I plan on opening a sex robot brothel...

I plan on opening a sex robot brothel...

It'll be called "The Uncanny Valley"

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Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel?.

Have you heard of Evil Knievals brother Ku Klux Knievel?.

He once tried to jump 50 black mean on a steamroller.

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I was riding my motorcycle down a serpentine in Switzerland.

I was riding my motorcycle down a serpentine in Switzerland.

When I entered a small forest in the valley a deer showed up in the middle of the road, and in spite of all of my maneuvering I crashed in to it and flew into a ditch going along the road and passed out. When I woke up and climbed up back to the road i saw a beautiful old cabriolet with a hot brunet... read more

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My philosophy teacher walked in and told a story about his 5 year old daughter.

My philosophy teacher walked in and told a story about his 5 year old daughter.

We just went over decartes last class.

We ask how his weekend was and he tells us about a philosophy conference at the University of Alabama. And how he was so happy when he Finally went home.

He goes on to tell us how proud he was of his daughter.

He says to us that he went to tuck his daughter in and randomly asked her does she know that he loves her?

She responded "hmm Idk I mean I think you love me, but you could be a evil robot that's just pretending to love me"

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There once was an evil queen...

There once was an evil queen...

ld result in massive genocides from the Queen herself.

One day a group of the Queen's followers decided that they'd rebel against her, because they never even wanted to follow her as a ruler, they just wanted to live. The group consisted of four men and one of them, John, was given the task of discovering the Queen's weakness. The rest would gather weapons and armor for their legendary betrayal.

John hid in the Queen's bedroom, the Queen walked in and began to strip her clothes. Though she revealed nothing, because she was actually a robot with no nudity to show. It appeared that the Queen's cat was the actual mastermind behind her actions. John even admitted how obvious it should've been, because the Queen never separated from her beloved "pet" cat.

John had to tell the others, as soon as it was safe to leave he ran to the courtyard where he heard the other three followers fighting the Queen. One of them saw John and yelled, "DID YOU FIND HER WEAKNESS?"

John nodded and yelled back, "GRAB HER BY THE PUSSY!"

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Three devotees decide to prove the power of their faith...

Three devotees decide to prove the power of their faith...

protect your servant, Buddha protect your servant, BUDDHA PROTECT YOUR SERVANT!"***

Lo and behold, just before he hits the ground he turns into a mighty eagle and swoops away and alights once again on the top of the cliff as a man.

The remaining devotees are amazed and agrees that Buddha is a worthy deity, but that their deities will not be bested.

The second devotee, a Roman Catholic, steps up to the cliff edge and stands quietly for a few moments. He then proceeds to jump and shouts: ***"Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I SHALL FEAR NO EVIL!"***

Halfway down the cliff face, a shaft of light envelops the Catholic and he is borne aloft on the arms of a host of angels and is safely deposited at the top of the cliff.

The other devotees are again amazed and agrees the Lord really is a deity worthy of all praise.

The third devotee, a Muslim, then proceeds to the edge of the cliff; he kneels down and begins his own prayers. He does so for several minutes and then stands up and turns and walks away from the edge.

The Buddhist and the Catholic are confused and immediately question the Muslim's faith in Allah.

The Muslim just smiles and tells them, ***"Allah spoke to me and bade me tell you that you are both very much welcome and that he strongly counsels against such silly acts as jumping off a cliff."***

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