A man is on a road trip with his family

A man is on a road trip with his family.

He's driving, his wife is next to him with a severe headache, and his kids are in the backseat being little obnoxious jerks, as kids do. They had to get up early that morning to leave, and as such the kids are tired and cranky, and it was so hard to get everyone ready that he didn't even have time t... read more

Accidents Happen.

Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause kids!

They say kids in the backseat cause accidents...

But accidents in the backseat are more likely to cause kids.

Kids in the backseat make accidents and accidents in the back seat make kids.

Today I took a taxi. The passenger before me had left his wallet behind on the backseat.

Inside was a picture of my wife and kids.

What was the hardest thing for Louis CK when he had to leave his disrespectful kids home alone?.

Getting someone to watch his little jerks.

Simple Comeback

Jerk: YOUR GAY!!!

Kid: Your Girlfriend Would Disagree.