A man that was recently fired from his job and divorced decided to move to the mountains....

A man that was recently fired from his job and divorced decided to move to the mountains.....

He decided to live a secluded and solitary life in the most remote regions of the Appalachian Mountainous he could find. His first year was tougher than he expected especially during the winter months, but he faired well all things considered.On a warm day during the following spring, he was... read more

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A new mountain range.

A new mountain range.

Have you heard of the mountain range predicted to be just outside the Appalachians? It's called the Extrapolations.

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Two mountaineers pass a crevasse during a mountain tour.

Two mountaineers pass a crevasse during a mountain tour.

One climber says to the other: "My travel guide fell into this crevasse last year."The other mountaineer says: "And didn't that really take you away?"The mountaineer replies: "No, he was already very old anyway, and besides, some pages were missing!"

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A man that was recently fired from his job and divorced decided to move to the mountains.....

A man that was recently fired from his job and divorced decided to move to the mountains.....

outside his cabin making repairs, when he noticed something coming down the the side of the mountain to his north. The man grabbed his binoculars and scanned across the side of the nearby mountain.

It was another person! He observed that the individual was headed in his direction and was almost to the valley below him. Having spent the past year in seclusion he was excited to have some human interaction.

After a good while, the approaching stranger had made it through the valley and was approaching the man's cabin. Peering through his binoculars once more, the man saw that it was another man, about the same age as him wearing shabby clothing.

More time passed and finally the stranger arrived at the man's cabin. The stranger tipped his hat to the man and stated with a booming voice, "Welcome to the neighborhood! I came here to invite you to a party at my cabin over yonder on the other mountain."

The man was stunned. He had no idea that there was another human within several miles of him, let alone enough people to throw a party. The man asked the stranger "What kind of party can you have in the middle of no where?"

The stranger grinned at the man. "Oh you're gonna love this kinda party! There's gonna be some eatin' and drinkin' and fightin' and fuckin'!!" The man's mind ran wild with anticipation and he excitedly took the stranger up on

The man grabbed his coat and started following the stranger down into the valley below. All of the sudden it struck him, not wanting to be rude, the man asked, "Hey, should I bring anything to the party?" To which the stranger replied with a smile, "Naw! It's just going to be the two of us."

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Solitary Theoretical Physicist Proves Solipsistic Reality...

Solitary Theoretical Physicist Proves Solipsistic Reality...

Unfortunately, he won't publish his research because he doesn't trust peer review.

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On a faraway island lived a solitary genius.

On a faraway island lived a solitary genius.

end he had to give up..

It simply proved too hard to draw Cong Clu's Ions from the experiments.

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On the snowy mountains of eastern Asia, there live a secluded group of monks.

On the snowy mountains of eastern Asia, there live a secluded group of monks.

Bi-weekly the head monk teaches a class of young monks the way of their order. One particular class began with the head monk explaining that while the world is full of hidden meaning, objects are nothing but themselves, and thus meaningless. The head monk said 'you see children, this vase I hold is ... read more

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