A joke my 8 year old told me

A joke my 8 year old told me.

I took my son hiking in Round Valley in California. The hills are pretty steep and along the trails you can see multiple "cow pies" as he calls them (cow poop).As we're hiking up a steep hill:Son: "Geez dad, my legs are killing me. The cows out here must have such nice calves!"

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