Shooting the moon

Shooting the moon.

David, a young Silicon valley nerd billionaire suddenly become reclusive and started building a big cannon in his backyard. When asked what the cannon is for, he said he is going to shoot the moon resulting in his parents locking him up in a mental institution. and after 1 year, the shrink interview... read more

What happens when you shoot Napoleon with a cannon?.

He becomes Napoleon Blownaparte.

Girlfriend said my dick shoots like a cannon.

A Canon 40mm pancake lens to be specific.

After accidentally shooting his pet with the shrink ray, my friend decided to give the pet away.

It's my newt now.

What do you call a camera that shoots out true facts about an ancient Phoenician city?.

A Canon, Canaan-canon cannon... (I'm not sorry...)

Shoot for the moon, if you miss you'll land among the stars is a good quote.

Unless you're an astronaut.

What was the motto of the German rocket program?.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll hit London.