A farmer forces three men to pick a fruit..

A farmer forces three men to pick a fruit...

Three men are driving and get lost. They are running low on gas and its dark, so they decide to pull over and sleep in a barn until morning. In the morning, the farmer who owns the barn wakes the three men up at gun point angry about freeloaders. The farmer tells the three men, "I will le... read more

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Three men are on a road trip...

Three men are on a road trip...

when their car breaks down in front of a farm. They knock on the door of the farm house to ask to call a tow truck. The farmer tells them the phone is in the kitchen. One of three men call and find out no one is available until the morning. The farmer offers a mattress in the barn for the men to sha... read more

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So this guy stops at a farm and sees a three legged pig.

So this guy stops at a farm and sees a three legged pig.

So this guy stops at a farm and sees a three legged pig. He asks the farmer, "Why does that pig only have three legs?" "That's no ordinary pig" answers the farmer. "Last year we had a fire in the barn. That pig opened the barn doors, herded out the cows, and then woke me up to call the f... read more

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Three criminals are on the run from the law...

Three criminals are on the run from the law...

when they stumble onto a farm just before nightfall and decide to lay low in the barn until the heat is off. Just when they decide to leave, the farmer (after hearing reports on the radio of thieves on the loose) comes outside and sits down at the main entrance to guard the property with his shotgun... read more

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Three men are driving in a car when it breaks down on an abandoned road.

Three men are driving in a car when it breaks down on an abandoned road.

A Hindu man, a Jewish man, and a Polish man. After walking for a few miles, they come across a farm with a barn. Desperately seeking a place to sleep for the night, they knock on the door and ask the farmer if they can sleep in the barn.The farmer says it's OK as long as they don't disturb h... read more

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Three boys are hanging around a farm trying to get a glimpse of the farmer's daughter showering.

Three boys are hanging around a farm trying to get a glimpse of the farmer's daughter showering.

The farmer notices them and he grabs his shotgun. They run and hide in the barn, each in one sack. The farmer arrives at the barn, and notices the 3 sacks. He kicks one. From the sack, a sound comes out: Meow! "Must be a cat." He moves on. Kicks the second sack: Woof! Wo... read more

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Three women escape from prison....

Three women escape from prison....

A redhead, brunette a blonde escape from prison and hide in a farmers' barn. Seeing no other cover, they decide to hide in three separate burlap sacks.Before long, a deputy searches the barn and comes across the sacks. He nudges the first sack, with the redhead in it, and she l... read more

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