A young bull and an old bull..

A young bull and an old bull...

A young bull and an old bull stood at the top of a hill, looking down upon the valley below where hundreds of cows were grazing. "Hey! Let's run down this hill and fuck one of those cows!" exclaimed the young bull."No." stated the old bull. After a moment he continued "Let's walk dow... read more

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A Young Bull and an Old Bull.

A Young Bull and an Old Bull.

are standing on a hill and see cows in the pasture below.

The young bull eagerly says, "Let's run down there and screw one of those cows!"

"No," the older bull replies, "Let's *walk* down there and screw *all* of them."

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A young bull and an old bull...

A young bull and an old bull...

n the hill and fuck all of them."

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Two bulls.

Two bulls.

Two bulls, one very young and one very old and wise, are walking along the ridge of a hill when they look down and see a herd of (female) cows munching happily on some grass. Immediately the younger bull, excited, starts running down the hill. He turns back and sees that the older bull has b... read more

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A bull and his son look out from on top of a hill.

A bull and his son look out from on top of a hill.

Below them a herd of cows graze on an open pasture as the sun begins to set for the night The young bull turns to his father and says "Hey dad let's go down and fuck one." The father bull turns from the sunset and replies, "Son, we're gonna fuck em all."

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The new bull.

The new bull.

he's a gettin' any of my cows, well, he's got another think comin'."

The second bull says, "There ain't but 30 cows here that are mine and that new bull sure ain't get any of my cows."

The young bull says, "There ain't but 10 cows here that even know me, but I sure ain't lettin' that new bull have any of 'em."

A few hours later a tractor trailer arrives and the bulls listen as the air brakes let out a whoosh, then the trailer doors open and and the gate lowers what has to be the biggest, meanest, orneriest looking brahma bull they've ever seen. Great big hump on his back, huge horns, froth dripping from his jowls as he stamps and paws at the ground. The old bull says, "Ya know, I've been thinkin, it's mighty selfish of me to keep all them cows for myself, I might just part with a few of 'em to be neighborly." The second bull says, "Ya know, I'm thinkin the same thing, no need for me to keep all thirty of them cows to myself, gets to be a mite tiresome."

The young bull lets out a huge snort and starts stamping and pawin' at the ground, raisin' a huge ruckus. The old bull says, "Woo boy, what's a matter with you? Don't you know that new bull will kill you?" The young bull says, "I'm just makin' sure that he knows that I'm a bull..."

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My next door neighbor's 9 year old came over and had to tell me this joke I don't know what was funnier.Her trying to tell me that joke without laughing or the joke itself.

My next door neighbor's 9 year old came over and had to tell me this joke I don't know what was funnier.Her trying to tell me that joke without laughing or the joke itself.

There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. So the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?"The bull replies,"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."

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