Joe moves to the country.
Still a few months in he's getting a bit bored when one early afternoon there is a knock on his door.
Joe goes to answer only to find a giant of a man standing in the doorway.
"howdy neighbor" says the big guy, "I'm from the next valley over and just I wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood, oh, and invite you to the party I'm throwing next week"
"oh god yes, I've barely seen another person for the last three months, I'll definitely come to your party" replies Joe.
"very well" says the giant "I guess I should warn you, there is usually a lot of drinking in these parties"
"Oh don't worry. We use to party pretty hard back in the city I'm sure I can hold my own, I'm definitely coming"
"fine then" says the giant and starts to leave "I guess I should also warn you that there is sometimes fighting as well"
"Hard crowd huh. Well I'm not much of a fighter but I'm sure I can keep the peace, I'm still showing up"
"that's good" the big guy replies but still calls back "I don't know if its a problem but there also tends to be a lot of fucking at my parties"
"great, fantastic" replies Joe. " I've been all alone for months, I can definitely use some sexy time, I'm absolutely coming"
"Great, see you then" says the big one and once again starts walking away.
"but wait" Joe calls after the big guy, "is there some sort of dress code, I mean what should I wear?"
"oh, don't worry about it, its just gonna be the two of us" Read More