I recently began using TOR to browse anonymously on my phone

I recently began using TOR to browse anonymously on my phone.

Sent from 123.248.188.75

What's it called when one of your parents is browsing on their phone?.

The Elder Scrolls

Two jokes from the USSR.

1. A guy walks in the phone booth and makes a call:- Is this anonymic phone of KGB?- Yes, comrade Piotr Trasevich, who lives in the hpuse no5 of Nevski avenue in St. Petersburg, has a wife, two kids, orange car and love affair, this is anonymic phone of KGB.2. KGB agent brings a susp... read more

A local Scientist recieves an anonymous tip...

One day a local scientist named Steve was sent a mysterious email. The email read:Steve I know who you are, and where you live. My name must remain anonymous, so as of now you may refer to me as "Somebody". Steve I contact you because my independent studies have discovered a massive earthqua... read more

I recently told my girlfriend about removing the cookies and site data because it slows down the browser speed...

Now she understands why I delete the browsing history everyday.

I recently began selling faulty jetpacks to fortune tellers.

Prophets are flying through the roof.

My uncle with a stutter was recently sent to prison...

He's never going to finish his sentence.