The Lone Ranger and Tonto are on a ridge

The Lone Ranger and Tonto are on a ridge.

And the lone ranger says: "Tonto! There's Indians to the North! And Indians to the West, Indians to the East and Indians to the South! What are we going to do?"And Tonto goes: "What do you mean we, white man?"

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